Something About... T-Shirt
Thoughts by Bernardo C.
In today’s day and age there has been an increase on subjects that are up to us to decipher. However, there are still plenty others that do not give us that pleasure, oh the pleasure! The pleasure to read something and make our own conclusions… or maybe the frustration…. Oh, the frustration of an unanswered WhatsApp or DM from a guy… There is just something in the unknown that we tend to be drawn to… is it masochism, lack of self-love or pure curiosity.From the big panoply of subjects which are up to us to decipher, these are some of my favourites and most constant themes: relationships status, dates or a good shag?
There are plenty of theories written on these matters, and therefore it is not up to me to present them to you. As it would be rather lengthily, dull, useless, and lastly it is not my job to offer you the answers for the most pleasurable mysteries of our modern lives.
However, if I take the most mundane object and decipher it? You might wonder what would be the win for you. An explanation of the obvious by me, it seems odd at least. Nonetheless, it is in the mundane that I draw most parallels with the indecipherable matters of my life.
A t-shirt, seems not to have much to offer on these life indecipherable mysteries. It is the plainest garment one will get, however it can say a lot about your availability for love, romance or just sex.
For instances a t-shirt comes in an endless option of sizes, cuts, materials, colours and so on… just like love, romance or sex. Let’s take for example a simple white t-shirt made out of 100% cotton, slightly fitted to the body with short sleeves and printed inside out. What does this t-shirt says about me. It says just enough for the others to understand that I want something conventional yet with some hint of subversiveness… what would be a good romance or sex date without something slightly off? It would be DULL!!! Can you imagine a simple plain t-shirt on me? It would just give the message that I was in for vanilla sex, no kink? No, thanks.
An inside out print just defuses the right message. One can understand that I’m in for inside and out of any sort of thing or kink…
See! It is with the most mundane objects that one can truly decipher one self. Give me an inside out t-shirt, and I’ll help you to undress the indecipherable matters of my life, well at least I’ll try to.
xx B